[ she gives him a rather pointed look as if to say, yes, please do recognize which one of us is in the hospital. ]

I'm quite fine, thank you. As for what had happened, your guess is as good as mine. I remember none of it.

[ she settles down on her seat again, needlessly fixing her skirt. ]

And you? I heard you went on a tour. Dare I ask how you wound up like this?