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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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voice; 4/17

[flaredo]

Jaaaaune! Report! On the double! What's your status?

[ CHECKING IN ON SOMEONE SHE HASN'T SEEN THIS WHOLE EVENT (thankfully). But still, she can't help but be worried. Had he been okay? ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Yang!!! Are you okay?!? What's wrong??

[ SHE DOESN'T NORMALLY CALL..... ]

voice;

[flaredo]

I'm checking on you! I'm fine!

[ WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THE SHIT SHE PULLED THIS EVENT, THOUGH. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Eh, k-kinda bummed, actually. I really wanted to get a library card the other day, but... I forgot to bring my CereVice. How could I be so stupid, Yang?!

voice;

[flaredo]

... No, uh. That might've actually saved you a lot of trouble.

So good job!

[ SHE SOUNDS REALLY RELIEVED. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Trouble? Wait, did... did something happen?

voice;

[flaredo]

There miiiiight've been some kinda issue with the books making people act twelve sorts of crazy. You know, like they were out of a romance novel, or thought someone was out to kill them...

voice;

[beaconed]

H-Hey, there's nothing crazy about romance or being prepared for a fight for your life at any moment!

[ It's basically how he lives now. ]

voice;

[flaredo]

... It'd be like you pulling Ren into a passionate embrace and telling him that he was your sun, moon, stars, and pancakes.

voice;

[beaconed]

W-Wait, did someone do that to you? Oh Yang, that's just your natural charm! Y'know some guys are into that whole "tall blondie who can step on my face" kinda thing.

[ ...Not him, that's terrifying! ]

voice;

[flaredo]

Yeah, I figured. But no, I was doing it. To people not my boyfriend.

There's a lot of things wrong with that.

[ A LOT, JAUNE. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

[ Gasp! ]

Yang! You were a library floozy!?

voice;

[flaredo]

... Remind me to punch you later.

[ FLOOZY... ]

voice;

[beaconed]

I definitely won't!

[ P-Please don't punch him. ]

What're you gonna do now? We should find the guys you had the hots for and make them promise to keep quiet about this, right?

voice;

[flaredo]

What, you're gonna help me threaten 'em?

[ ... Well, she thinks most of them aren't going to want to mention it anyway. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Orrr we could keep asking them nicely until they're worn down and give in?

[ It would work a lot better than him trying to threaten anybody. ]

I can be persistent!

voice;

[flaredo]

You don't have to do anything. Except maybe help clean up the library if you wanted to, honestly.

voice;

[beaconed]

You wanna send me back there after all this? What if I start randomly hitting on people?

voice;

[flaredo]

Just don't read the books, and you'll be fine!

voice;

[beaconed]

Yang, haven't you ever heard of FOMO?! Telling me that only makes me want to read them all!

voice;

[flaredo]

Do you need a chaperone?

[ JAUNE... PLS... ]

voice;

[beaconed]

M-Maybe, but... let's not call it that!

By the way, has Ruby told you about the thing?

voice;

[flaredo]

Ruby tells me about a lot of things. Which thing is this?

voice;

[beaconed]

You knowww... that thing, that she and Hiro are doing.

[ That didn't come out weird at all. ]

voice;

[flaredo]

... What-- this isn't like a romantic thing, is it a romantic thing??