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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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voice;

[beaconed]

You wanna send me back there after all this? What if I start randomly hitting on people?

voice;

[flaredo]

Just don't read the books, and you'll be fine!

voice;

[beaconed]

Yang, haven't you ever heard of FOMO?! Telling me that only makes me want to read them all!

voice;

[flaredo]

Do you need a chaperone?

[ JAUNE... PLS... ]

voice;

[beaconed]

M-Maybe, but... let's not call it that!

By the way, has Ruby told you about the thing?

voice;

[flaredo]

Ruby tells me about a lot of things. Which thing is this?

voice;

[beaconed]

You knowww... that thing, that she and Hiro are doing.

[ That didn't come out weird at all. ]

voice;

[flaredo]

... What-- this isn't like a romantic thing, is it a romantic thing??

voice;

[beaconed]

Romantic? I, wait--

Yang, are they romancing each other?! Ruby Craterface Rose??

[ This is... exciting..... and confusing. ]

voice;

[flaredo]

Craterface?

And more importantly, if it's not a romance thing, what are you talking about?

[ STAY WITH ME, JAUNE. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

W-Whoa, do I know something about Ruby that you don't? Heheh, well, well, maybe I make a better big sister than you!

...
Uh... b-brother.

I meant to say brother.

voice;

[flaredo]

[ Can he hear the sound of Yang's knuckles cracking-- ]

voice;

[beaconed]

[ Can you hear the sound of Jaune cracking under pressure? ]

--communication devices!!!

voice;

[flaredo]

Gesundheit.

[ What? ]

voice;

[beaconed]

I asked her to work on some kinda tech with Hiro that will let us stay in touch outside of the walls... y'know, since there's no wifi there. Go figure.

Buuut if you're telling me that she might be canoodling with him then maybe I should send her another reminder! -- Also who is this guy?!

voice;

[flaredo]

She's-- not canoodling! She's banned from canoodling! No noodles will be canned!!

[ She'll get to his question in a minute. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Yeah!! Agreed! I'm 100% behind you on this, Yang!

No canoodling for our little Ruby!


...N-Not until I get a girlfriend first!

voice;

[flaredo]

[ Then it'll never happen. Good. ]

... Can we not base it off your love life?

voice;

[beaconed]

I'm just saying, I'd feel left out! You and Ruby both having someone, Nora is mentally dating Ren, and then there's me standing outside in the rain, looking through the window on your Christmas or Valentine's Day party or something.

...But y'know, not in a creepy way. I-It's a metaphor.

[ But he'd do it maybe. ]

voice;

[flaredo]

... You do know-- [ No, he doesn't. Poor Pyrrha. ] Trust me, at some point, you'd be right in there with us.

voice;

[beaconed]

D'aw, stop that! [ Yang, you good pal. ]

Sooo what's the deal with them anyway?

voice;

[flaredo]

[ Every bro needs a brosis! ]

I just thought they'd be cute together. Call it a sister's instincts.

voice;

[beaconed]

My sisters never told me that's a thing.

Y'know if you wanted them to date, then you should've come to me. This is my jam! I know everything there is when it comes to this!

[ What happened to not wanting Ruby to date someone before he does?? ]

voice;

[flaredo]

Because of your sisters? [ Because she's pretty sure you're hardly a dating expert on your own, Casanova. ]

voice;

[beaconed]

Uh.......... y-yeah, sure. That.

[ More like he's seen a lot of movies. ]