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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"

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-- Wait, you style it that way on purpose?

[ no. wait. that's not the point. damnit, jaune. ]

No, I meant I would just send you to the brothel. Then you can stop bothering all the girls you know because you'll know what sex is actually like.

[ No, that's it. That's just his face on the video. What... how... Hawke, please tell him it's a Hawke joke! ]

[ . . .

okay, right. ]

Use your words, Jaune.

Now, when you say "sex", you mean, like, when......

Like..............

W-what do you mean?!? Miss Hawke--!! I've never even...! I mean, I never--!!

[ okay now this is funny again ]

What usually comes to mind when you think of sex?

I don't think of it!!! [ that's just sad ]

Well. Now I'm just going to have to rewrite my entire process, aren't I? Is that what you want me to do, Sparrow?

I don't know? W-what does it involve? [ what was her original process even?? ]

It involves you becoming a man!

[ the melodrama is for humor, of course ]

A man... I-I can do that! I mean, I am a man, technically.

[ ... ]

...you were saying?

You're to go to the brothel, request a woman. Do things with that woman and then report back to me, of course. Then, we move on to step two.

[ which hawke hasn't actually thought of yet but eh ]