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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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[beaconed]

I don't think of it!!! [ that's just sad ]

[kirkwalled]

Well. Now I'm just going to have to rewrite my entire process, aren't I? Is that what you want me to do, Sparrow?

[beaconed]

I don't know? W-what does it involve? [ what was her original process even?? ]

[kirkwalled]

It involves you becoming a man!

[ the melodrama is for humor, of course ]

[beaconed]

A man... I-I can do that! I mean, I am a man, technically.

[ ... ]

...you were saying?

[kirkwalled]

You're to go to the brothel, request a woman. Do things with that woman and then report back to me, of course. Then, we move on to step two.

[ which hawke hasn't actually thought of yet but eh ]

[beaconed]

Gah! Is... is the first step really necessary?

[kirkwalled]

I'd just like to see how you fare but I suppose if you're not brave enough to do so, I can think of something else.

[beaconed]

I'm not a coward!

[ well, he is, but... he doesn't want to be. ]

[kirkwalled]

You're being slightly a coward, Jaune.