[ ic contact ]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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[ A few seconds later, he'll receive an image file attachment. The picture is of Pyrrha, a bit reddened from the alcohol but smiling widely, as the party goes on behind her. Where she's sitting, it's clear she's not wall flowering; rather, she's tucked happily in the middle of all of it.
The picture's framing is slightly skewed. Blame the tequila. ]
thanks for encouraging me to go, Jaune
(look, no typos)
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sure thing, pyrrha
and tell blake she's no miss congeniality either!!
lol nah she'll kill me in my sleep
pls don't tell her i said that pyrrha
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I already did and Blake's leaving
[ On the heels of that last: ]
She's probably on her way over now
Did you remember to lock the door?
[ they love you, Blake. honestly. ]
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intermission...
text. act 2
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text. DONE.
don't worry about me, just have fun tonight!!
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After all that (even if he is playacting), Pyrrha doesn't have the heart to tell him she was just trolling. ]
You too :(
I meant :)
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JOAN OF ARC EXECUTED
JAUNE
BE CAREFUL
[ This... will take a lot of undoing. When she's sober. Not that she's necessarily drunk, but she's noticeably closer to that than clear headed. ]
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pyrrha are you in trouble?!
are you even pyrrha still?
if this is someone other than pyrrha then pls return her phone to her.
and if she passed out then pls remove her earrings so she's comfortable!!
leave the headpiece though.
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