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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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do you really wanna get to know me better?
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sure
[ she doesn't have anything better to do, after all ]
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i come from a lineage of huntsmen and huntresses and i grew up with seven sisters.
my great-great grandfather fought in the war! but you dont know anything about that
anyway i applied to beacon because i wanna be a hero like my ancestors right?
my first day at the academy didnt go so well though, i kinda threw up on the airship and some started calling me vomit boy.
but thats when i met ruby! it was kinda awkward at first but shes really nice.
i couldnt believe she made her own weapon! have you seen that thing??
anyway later on it got better when i overheard weiss schnee talking about me.
this is it jaune, i thought to myself! your summer of love!!
but i got too overconfident and then pyrrha threw a spear at me, but she also said she would love to be on my team, sooo kinda mixed signals there right?
but it turns out shes a cereal celebrity so i probably never had a chance lmao
this is where the story gets good
shortly afterwards all the first years were to meet up at the beacon cliffs where we would be launched into the forest.
like they literally catapult us out into this dangerous zone and expect us to land safely but thankfully pyrrha (the pumpkin petes celeb) was there to save my life - with her spear again! the irony!
anyway doing that meant we would be partners for the next 4 years so its a good thing shes cool and we get along and all that
after that she taught me a bunch of stuff about aura and unlocked mine
aura is like a force field miss hawke, everyone has it but apparently i have lots of it
im still learning how to use it on purpose though
man im getting tired of typing
ok anyway lets fast forward to the part where we defeat a death stalker
it was really messy and we were cornered on this bridge
but thats when i pointed out the weakness of this creature and pyrrha and nora owned it
and thats how we passed the exam and i became leader of team jnpr. but that was just the start of a really rough semester
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wheres yang?
pyrrha is the girl who isnt your girlfriend?
whats a jnpr?
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jnpr is my team name
like team rwby
or the other guys
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you should have mentioned yang. shes amazing.
i dont know what a rwby is either