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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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[beaconed]

a stalker??
who is it? are they bothering you?
i'll do a perimeter search right away shiho!
dw, i know exactly how a stalker thinks!!

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[good_ideas]

you should probably go see a doctor about that bad case of foot in mouth disease you have
but i know how they think too
his name is hyoubu kyousuke and ive been dealing with him since i was 10 so dont worry ive got this ヽ( ´￢`)ﾉ
i just wanted you to know because hell probably come and bother you

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[beaconed]

oh. he sounds more like a friend!
and any friend of shihos is a friend of jaune arc.
but if you ever land yourself a real stalker, you just let me know ok?
i'll find him and i'll send him a very angry email

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[good_ideas]

HES NOT MY FRIEND! FRIENDS DON'T STALK EACH OTHER JAUNE WHAT THE HELL
hes a perverted lolicon stalker thats been stalking me since i was 10
and dont send him emails
hell send you a virus

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[beaconed]

[ OK THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE LESS INNOCENT WHEN SHE SAYS IT LIKE THAT... ]


maybe i *should* camp out in your foyer for a night then
just to be safe


[ It's almost like you're getting a second stalker here. With good intentions! ]

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[good_ideas]

[Only in Jaune's world can the word 'stalker' ever be thought of as innocent.]

thats the opposite of safe
ill deal with him
i just warned you because you're the one hes going to go after

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[beaconed]

[ Yeah, he'll probably camp out anyway. ]

let him come! i won't let anything get in between our friendship!!
besides, i'm sure he'll like me when he meets me
and then we can all be friends!

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[good_ideas]

[Jaune no]

im not going to be friends with that stalker!
and you shouldnt either! hes going to do something weird to you!!

[Does he want to get sucked into an illusionary game where everyone is OOC just so that stalker can test out his own delusional paranoid fantasies?]

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[beaconed]

[ That sounds terrible. ;;; If only Jaune knew... ]

i dont have a choice if he's gonna come after me
i'd rather avoid fighting unless its to protect someone else

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[good_ideas]

thats why you tell me!
i know how to deal with him and ill make him sorry for everything hes ever done
dont befriend a stalker just so you dont have to fight him