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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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text.
stoners r ppl who smoke pot all the time
do u even kno wat pot is
text.
hang on
are you trying to sell me something
is this really happening to me
omg your an underworld drug lord
our nemesis!
text.
im not a drug lord
i dont even do that shit
i sell ice cream
well
here nyway
im a waiter back home
text.
ok
hey can i have your business address
[ Guess who might totally send a Sadistic Cute Girl your way sometime to investigate you, Yata. ]
text.
its called twistee treat and its at the shopping distrct
but im not there all the time cuz i sell ice cream while on a bike
u shud buy my shit cuz theyre rly gud
[ get mad > give deets > promote product. this is fine. ]