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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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And she thinks he's a badass.
T-This is going to be a problem. Rapunzel is so likeable and cool, if she ever realizes that he's none of those things, she might hang out with someone who actually happens to be badass. In school or otherwise.
That makes him sad, especially when looking at the four-leaf clover in his hand.
But never fear! Fake it 'til you make it, right? Jaune can totally be a badass! He'll just pop a chewing gum in his mouth (that's what badasses do, right?) and wait for her to approach the corner. In the meantime, he'll think of something cool to say, like, "I feel lucky today" or... or maybe a fact about water, like, "The human guy is made of 50% water", which is inaccurate but don't tell Jaune that. OH, HERE SHE COMES-- Jaune gets ready to come out and greet her the moment she's near.
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