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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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I don't think I'll have a choice... [ B-But sharing this low-quality snack with her suddenly increases the appeal. ] Don't forget to press the button, okay? Now you'll finally get to the good part!
[ The part where vending machine finally gives you what you want. WHOA SHIT HE FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING-- ]
--H-Hey wait, didn't you say one of these was cursed or whatever?
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Turning to face him takes an eternity. ]
How... would we find something like that out? [ BECAUSE NGL CURSES SEEM TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE FOR THIS PLACE ] Is... there like - a curse authority?
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... And yet the machine still has his money. His pockets are empty. ... Wait, are they? ]
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Only one way to find out...
[ He stands behind her again, as her hand hovers over the button she's afraid of pushing, Jaune presses the leaf against the back of her palm, and then gently pushes so that they press it together.
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OH MY GOD WHY DID HE DO THAT, THAT MADE NO LOGICAL SENSE AS SOON AS HE DID IT, THEY COULD STILL BE CURSED AND DIE ;;;;; ]
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2/3 why do i even try to guess anymore
How long do we have to–
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[ Rapunzel turns her head, ducking it at an angle so she doesn't run into Jaune's arm, and watches as a puddle of bird shit conceals on the ground next to them. ]
Huh. Good sign!
[ The fate of their bean thing is up in the air but DAYUM. ]
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Oh. You've got to be kidding me.
[ MAKES STRANGLING MOTIONS AT THE MACHINE GRR ]
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Uh. Jaune? Maybe we should, uh - not destroy any more school property for now? [ She tilts her head back a second time, though not as far. ] Just for now, promise. We can try kicking it, though, if you really want to! I bet we'd make a pretty good team.
...Or we can just - you know. Get food made by people that is not also in a loud, sticky wrapper.
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I-I'm sorry, I really wanted you to have a fun first day, Rapunzel...
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I was going to suggest we try again because it was so much fun the first time but... you know. You... said you didn't have any money? Sorry. I'm - really not trying to embarrass you or anything, I should have money myself honestly, ha ha! [ Mumble train coming throoooough. ]
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R-Really?! But, but we were chased around all day, and... we forgot your books in that classroom... and my locker almost-- [ whoops, now he's mumbling, too. ]
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Part of that might have to do with her laughter and the fact that she's leaning back against him now... ]
Your locker almost killed us. We were treated most unjustly by this vending - machine. [ Sneering at the machine in question ugh. ] If that is your real name. And... now you're going to buy me afternoon lunch, so. I'd have to be kind of a jerk not to love everything about today so far. [ She's effervescent okay. ]
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It's hard to have an appetite in this whirlwind of teenage emotions, but her Semblance dictates that he can't say No to her. So that's that! GOOD THING HE STILL HAS A CREDIT CARD ]
Th-thanks. ... You make it easy, too, you know that? Most of the time!
[ But even when she doesn't, it's worth it. ]
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Which she does because she's Rapunzel.
Has he drugged her? No, he wouldn't do that. It might break his heart to think she'd doubt him that way, too... Can't let him find out about that!
No chance.Maybe she's sick? ]Have you been waiting all this time to say that to me?
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W-Well?! You kinda just-- zipped down the tree when I wanted to say it, I-- and then things happened, and then I-- lockers, classrooms, sea otters, I get mixed up and then there's quarters and onion rings-- you... yeah.
[ He's not even sure where he was going with that. ]
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Rather than looking totally repulsed, though, a look of odd, intense fascination comes across her face. It's bewildering now to see how strange it is to be behaving like this with him - with any person - as if it's something she's always been able to do. She opens her mouth and he listens. He looks hurt and she feels pain. He talks nonstop ] You talk nonstop [ and ] and –
[ And the urge to cover his mouth with her hands is overpowering.They both make decisions and they both deal with the consequences! How weird is that.
Ahem. Such as: another pigeon or something comes swooping by, narrowly missing Rapunzel's head with its laser-guided refuse. ]
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Mmpphhmphh! [ Translation: Look out! ]
[ Though he just kind of pathetically raised an arm over her head, not that it did anything to help as the pigeon or something missed entirely on its own. His hand still hovering over her, he doesn't move or say anything while her own hands are covering his mouth.
This silence reminds him of that classroom. ]
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...What colour are your eyes, Jaune? I thought they were violet, but... now they seem blue.
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E-Ew. [ She searches for Jaune's gaze, holds it, and unpeels her fingers. One by one they leave him the hell alone. Then, just as slowly, she steps away.
AND THEN ALL AT ONCE SHE STEPS AWAY FLEE!!! ]
Hey, uh, what's your favourite food anyway?!
who are you
but seriously, are they okay ]
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I... don't know....... [ He's not even sure which question he's answering. Give him a second. ]
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...We don't - have to go if - if you don't want. That's fine.
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[ He's almost about to go into another ramble, but remembers what triggered this... Thing. That was a Thing. ]
...I'm sorry I talk too much. [ He does look genuinely conscience-stricken about it. Maybe the less he talks the better?? ]
Yes.
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I mean, what am I saying --dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Not my eyes. The food.
I think I still have blue eyes? Maybe cornflower blue, if you ask me... s-something like that... annnd I'm doing the talking thing again. Great.
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[ And here is the part where she does something unexplainable, baffling in that it comes from a place of complete and utter sincerity; she means what she says! But the tone and the delivery come from Elsewhere. Instinct, maybe???
Some better version of herself with a hunch that, right now, as they are, the thing to do to make this experience even more enjoyable (if totally insane) than it already is would be to turn to face him fully, to face him flush, smile a little wickedly, and move her hand near his face again. Not touching. But close. ]
It gives me an excuse to do this again before we eat.
[ She doesn't know where it comes from, but her heart is going a hundred times a minute and it's fun and scary as hell.
Author's Note Edit: It's called flirting, yes, and she's KILLING IT GIRL but lol this is gonna be the last time she's this cool for ages. ]
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1/HAHA WHAT WAS I THINKING
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done. (see this. this is the kind of thing i'm genuinely sorry for)
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LMAO YOU'RE FILTHY