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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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[beaconed]

[ How could this happen to him? Jaune Arc?? Getting asked out on a date, romantic or otherwise?! And not just by anyone, but someone so amazing who knows about constellations, esa-what-us, symbolism and other arty things.

IT'S NOT FAIR that he gets to be this happy while everyone else in this world is forced to a life of endless soul searching and emptiness!!! AUUUGHGHGHHG

--the next 30 seconds are spent with Jaune running and jumping around the apartment, screaming maniacally into his CereVice, not unlike Tom Cruise on Oprah.

LIFE IS SO GOOD

LET'S KILL MORE GIANT ELEPHANTS ]