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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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Jaune!! Jaune, let - [ Losing her grip on this light pole, goddamn it smooth futuristic architectural styles!! ] - let go of it! Let go of my hair, Jaune!!
[ He was supposed to let go of the hair, yes, and land outside the bar. But... as he hasn't quite done that, Rapunzel is being pulled along the edge, and then over the edge, and down towards the second, lower edge (and Jaune, augh) - AND THE MOVING VEHICLES THAT'S RIGHT - herself. ]
LOOK OUT!
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[ And just as he looks up to clarify what she means, he finds himself free-falling with Rapunzel not too far behind. ]
OKAY LETTING GO!!! [ N-Not that it matters, since... they're plummeting now. ] Rapunzelllll---!!!!!!
[ Okay, well, if they're both going to hit the ground, he'll at least try and position himself in a way that she lands on top of him. It seems to save Weiss from getting hurt the last time he did it?? ]
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They make contact. Metal and titanium and bone and flesh. There's blood everywhere and muscle everywhere and it's really disgusting and - holy shit!! - it hurts pretty bad! No matter how fast her healing ability seems to be, it's not fast enough to keep her from crying out in agony as her bones break and... then reform. EW.
So yeah. Her prayers go unanswered. It hurts.
Like it hurts a lot, holy shit what did they hit??? What did they HIT a flaming subway car!? ]
AUGH!!! STOP IT!!
[ Seriously. ]
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As for Jaune, his abundance of Aura is at a critical low as a result of the fall - he can't take any more hits or else the graphic rating of this thread will shoot up even more!! For now, it's gross enough that he's slowly coming to the realisation that he probably would have died if not for this bus, and the fact that he's covered in more of Rapunzel's blood than ever before. ]
Ugh... Rapunzel... [ Wait, shit!! BLOOD ] --Rapunzel!! [ He tries to get up, but-- ow, no, he's still stunned from that fall. PLEASE BE OKAY, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ]
Rapunzel, I'm sorry! This is all my fault...
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Which is not to say she isn't fine! Sure it's sort of amazing that they were so high and now they're so low and so....... physically present (as in, she can feel each uncomfortable puncture above her waist as her spine slowly, slowly heals itself) but--
IT'S ALL GOOD! ]
We...a-aghn... [ Is that blood dribbling out of her throat and down her chin? WHO KNOWS. ] We're in this t-- [ Yeah. Yeah, all right, that's blood. FUCK THIS HURTS HAHAHAHA talk about an adrenaline rush. She can't even see!!
Which is why, finally, Rapunzel simply... screams.
And screams and screams because MAN THIS SUCKS FUCK THIS FUCK LEAVING YOUR TOWER FUCK BEING ALIVE IT IS NOT WORTH THIS PAIN!!! ]
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Hey!! [ Are those tears dribbling out his eyes and down his chin? WHO KNOWS. ] Rapunzel, it's-- it's gonna be okay!! You can-- I mean you said, you, uwahhHH!!!
[ She can heal herself, right?? But she never said how. Maybe she was joking about it back then? Either way Jaune grabs a bunch of her hair and gently presses it against Rapunzel's face. ]
C'mon, heal yourself! Please!! Ughh-- h-how did it go again?! Flower gleam and glow, let your power shine, something lost--this, why!! Why is it so long?!? Help me! Glow! Glow!! [ Pressing harder now! ]
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[ She's going to hate herself for putting him through this; he must be going through an entirely different kind of agony watching her writhe like someone possessed...
Then she feels it, the last of her magic like dying sparks at the end of a wire. Muscle and bone and tissue knitting together, repairing themselves, closing wounds and easing pain.
And her hair does glow! After all, her power knows no loyalty provided someone knows the song... ]
Ja-Jaune, I'm okay. [ weakly ] I'm here.
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R-Rapunzel, I'm... you scared m-- [ The bus stops abruptly before proceeding again, causing Jaune to headbutt Rapunzel in the nose. WOW THIS IS KIND OF NOSTALGIC ] --I-I'm sorry! Wow!! Oh, no...!
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I'm sorry. I -- Heh. Are we doing this again--?
[ Before either of them can respond, though, the bus takes a hairpin turn around the corner, sending Rapunzel sliding into Jaune and forcing their heads together yet again. ]
AH! Not for that! For - For scaring you...
[ His hands on her are like sunlight themselves, warm and heartening and magical.
She smiles, still weakly, though she feels supernaturally calm now despite a hoarse voice. ]
Thanks for watching my back, Leader.
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[ He almost got them killed just now. He also doesn't say that part out loud, especially with her face nearly glued to his again. No need to dwell on what he almost lost when the Rapunzel he knows is finally back.
Back and... so close! If he hasn't accidentally tasted her blood by now, he can certainly feel her breathe on him. ]
Hey... what did you mean, by the way? When you said you couldn't keep your promise?
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Nothing. It's nothing. Just--
[ Lifting her gaze to meet his and... Oh, wow. Hey there, handsome. Sure are violating that personal space bubble, huh? ]
Heh.
I'm just glad you won't have to carry me around anymore.
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Are you sure you can walk after that fall? 'Cause I'm still kinda sore. --A-And I don't mind carrying you... ever-- I-I mean. Team. We... teams do that. Yeah! So. Yyyou got blood on your mouth and nose.
[ He backs up a little, only to reveal that... he has a lot of red splashed on his face, too. What's more embarrassing than that are the clean streaks across his cheeks where his tears flowed down and washed away a bit of the red.
Please don't mention he was crying. ]
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I do like touching you. And... [ And askldnanf hands to herself!! Hands to herself!!
She coughs, clears her throat, and looks away just in time to grab hold of the edge of the bus as they turn once more.
Hopefully the turn will also cover up her stupid smile. ]
I don't mind being carried if you're carrying me I suppose. It was a long fall.
[ And she's going to be having nightmares about it for days. ]
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The first one is for her. ]
--Hey, if we're lucky, this bus might drop us off near our-- your-- I mean, one of our places. Heh! Though I wouldn't mind stopping by somewhere to eat, too... Hopefully we don't look too messed up. D-Do I look okay?
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You look terrible. We both look terrible.
[ It's nice watching the city go by like this, though - and nicer still after having experienced something so truly terrible and violent. Everything feels like heaven now. Sitting here flying through Cerealia's busy, futuristic streets with Jaune feels like a dream. ]
A new dream, huh...
[ Headshake. ] Ah, Jaune, this bus must go in a loop; I think we're going through the Entertainment District now. I don't come here enough... Uh. Food sounds good! Food and... maybe a bath? Maybe we should hop off at a hotel or something. That's the word, right?
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[ But he slides up right to the edge, too, with her still beside him. This will make it easier to hop off when they decide it's time later. ]
Hm.
........
W-Wait, what? Did you-- ha! Did you say hotel?!
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Yeah right. Of all the people she treated nastily over the past few days, Jaune certainly got it among the worst. Rapunzel, biting an already bloody lip, laughs but doesn't scoot away from him.
If they fall out onto the goddamn street... ]
Is... there something wrong with that? Our housing situations are a little weird right now. I mean - heh. We don't have to. But I know the Pleasure District has a lot of hotel-type places and I want you to be comfortable and happy after--!! ...After everything.
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[ He knows since he worked at the Pleasure District for a good two weeks. He also suspects that Rapunzel doesn't know which is WHY HE WILL DEFINITELY NOT READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS SUGGESTION EVEN THOUGH HE'S SWEATING A LITTLE. ]
H-heh... though, I think if anyone needs a happy boost here, it's probably you, right? I mean, you've been really gloomy for those three days. Like-- really, it was so freaky and I-- s-sorry, I didn't mean... [ He doesn't need to remind her of how difficult that must have been. ] --let's stay at a hotel, since... we're in the right district anyway. [ Entertainment, NOT Pleasure. ] I wanna eat, sleep and shower as fast as I can!
N-Not in that order, I mean. I'd definitely wanna get cleaned up first. And I'd take my time sleeping... that was stressful back there. Also your face is still-- hang on... [ How did she clean his face but hers?? Anyway, he returns the favour by wiping his wrist around her mouth like a weirdo. This is also super nostalgic. ]
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Heh. You know, I wouldn't worry about gloominess...
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[ Her lips are probably about as clean as they're going to get at this point but she's still not moving and still grinning like a half-conscious moron. ]
Know anywhere nice?
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I don't even know if we can afford anywhere "nice".
[ They might stay somewhere cheap and gross, which would be fantastic to see itself. ]
I-I guess now's a good time to hop off as any...?
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--wait, why not? I make tons of money. We can stay wherever we want!
[ HAHAHA wait till you get a look at your bank account, loser. ]
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Oh, yeah, how could I forget?! They pay you in diamonds just for a few photos while I'm the one who keeps the streets clean! Unbelievable!
[ No, Jaune... the robot cleaners do that. You just got this job because it's the only thing you qualify for other than being a stripper. ]
A-Alright then... we'll make it your pick... [ It should be safe, given that they're still in the Entertainment district and not the other one. ]
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Nothing natural about flinging yourself off the top of a bus going at god-knows-how-many-km-per-hour, though. Rapunzel, still impossibly shaky on her feet but determined to see this bit through with sheer pluck, climbs to her feet and holds both arms out for balance, doing her best not to vomit.
Get with the program J-arc. No such thing as emasculation through income in 2016!! ]
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(1/2) and that would've been a great ending line but NAH
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thanks a fucking lot asshole
sweet fuck all mate
gonna bust a plugga here
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