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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"

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[ What an honour! So many people are counting on him to save Christmas lately. :') Who cares who this is or what they want, if his leadership is needed, then his reply is immediate: ]

yES

[ ...He should probably ask some important questions first. ]

[ As if Rin will give him the chance to do that. ]

Good.
There's a dumb ball coming up and I suspect that every single person here will attend because we're that stupid to gather in a single place when told to.
I'd like to approach twenty or so idiots to sing a few heartfelt songs for my stupid Secret Santa partner.

I need someone who is actually charismatic like a leader to act in my place for the rehearsal.
My speech tends to be a bit rough, you can say.

[ If... he wasn't able to figure that out from how many times she implied the place was rampant with stupidity. ]

[ He's become pretty much immune to girls with crappy people skills by now. :') ]

check, check and check!
you've come to the right guy coz i'm all those things
i can totally be your mouthpiece!!
who are you btw lol you sound cute
well if text had a sound i mean
idek lol

[ Hey, if cute looks can get her more favors... why the hell not? ]

Cute enough for you? [ No need to mention she's spoken for times two right now. ] I'm Cerealia's best kept secret.

Oh, and it's Rin. Tell me that your voice is half as charming as mine and I'll owe you one.

[ It's fine, somehow he's unknowingly spoken for, too. ]

Wh-whoa! Kinda surprised me there...
Nice to meet you, Rin, the name's Jaune Arc. Cerealia's... [ quick, think of a cool title ] ...boy wonder!

I'm a natural blond.

Boy wonder! I wonder just what makes you so mesmerizing. You'll have to show me sometime, won't you?

[ She's a terrible flirt why. ] Natural blond? Is that a rarity?

I-I'm just saying I'm not one of those guys who dye their hair just to appeal to a certain type! When it comes to Jaune Arc, what you see is what you get!

[ That's certainly not always the case, Mr. Fake Transcripts. ]

So... did I pass the charming test, or...?

You might have. [ She doubts it, but only because she has little faith to place in others. ]

Your voice is pleasant enough. I think you'll be able to help me.

The question is what will you ask of me in return?

Hah! Do I really have to cash it in right now? Besides, I'm glad to help out, so it's not like you really owe me anything. Judging from the lengths you go to for your friends, I'm sure you'll be happy to help me when I need it someday, too.

W-Well, if you'll have me as a friend, that is..!

[ Hangs up immediately since he used the f-word. ]

[ ... a few minutes later and she'll be breaking her way back into their call. ]

I thought about what you said.

Fine.

We can be friends or whatever.

R-Rin?! Wow... I think there's something wrong with my device, I lost you for about a minute there. Weird...

But I'm glad I managed to catch the end of that. I won't let you down, Rin!

Yeah... weird. [ If he's going to think it was a faulty Cerevice, then she'll let him go with that. ]

You know I'm really handy with these things. If you're afraid your Cerevice is messed up or whatever, you could cash in on that favor by having me repair it.

[ This is pretty much her plan with everyone. Get them to do something for her and then sell them on asking her for her help with minor things so she can resume being a lazy shit. ]

Hey, like I said, you don't have to do anything for me! W-Well, unless you want to try fixing it... I-I mean I do kinda rely on it a lot, I don't know what I'd do if it went completely haywire on me. Hahah...

Fixing and breaking things of that nature is my specialty.

[ Things she shouldn't openly brag about, but CERES probably knows already. ]

[ He laughs quite loudly as if she just said a hilarious joke. Breaking them is a specialty? ]

Nice one, Rin! Alright then, we got ourselves a deal. Thanks a bunch, you're a real lifesaver!

[ Breaking into them is, but she's clever (read: paranoid) enough to not advertise that publicly. ]

I get that a lot.

Thanks and until next time, I guess. Bye bye now.

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legit crying over this. SO MUCH MISPLACED FAITH BETWEEN THESE TWO.

story of jaune's cross-canon cr :')

at least everyone in canon knows he's pretty rad

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