[ ic contact ]

[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



[ TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | ACTION ]

Comments

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[unswerved]

[ he spits his cola thanks to this text... ]

U KISED A ROBOT?????

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[beaconed]

omg dont make it sound weird!
she may be a bot but her features were real!
the soft lips
the fair skin
the asl;nguraiqghg
anyway then i blew her head off

thats not codeword for anything

text.

[unswerved]

hol yshit
IF UR IN2 THAT STUFF MAN U SHUD GO 2 THE PLEASURE DISTRICT

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[beaconed]

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT IN ALL CAPS I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT DISTRICT

[ Yata, you didn't have to strip there... ]

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[unswerved]

how
u luk lyk a virgin
how do u no

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[beaconed]

you'll know when your 18

text.

[unswerved]

wat
I'M 20 U ASSHOLE

text.

[beaconed]

??????
wait



what do you mean

text.

[unswerved]

wat do u mean wat do i mean
i said im 20


years old

do i have to spell it out 4u

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[beaconed]

hOLY MOSLEY

text.

[unswerved]

how old did u think i was
be honest
its not like im hunting u down ryt now or anythin

text.

[beaconed]

[ ......... ]

so why did you text me
i think we went a little off-topic

and theres nothing wrong with being a virgin
some people believe in marriage first!
not saying i do but some do

why did you text me

text.

[unswerved]

hold it
ur the 1 geting sidetracke d here

text.

[beaconed]

oh
sorry
well anyway
yeah
i shot her in the head
i mean i know that wasnt a real person
but i still feel kinda bad
heck i can still feel the black oil that splattered on my face
it haunts me so much that the other day
when i accidentally cut myself in training?
for a second i thought my blood looked black
i dunno about you but this place could use less detectives and more therapists lol
(sorry inside joke)
((coz this city has too many detectives))
(((but shiho is still the best pls hire her)))

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[unswerved]

well even i can tell taht ur sick in the hed
u shud probably get urself checked tho

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[beaconed]

so why did you text me

text.

[unswerved]

i was bord

[ tHE TRUTH COMES OUT ]

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[beaconed]

you think about my "stupid robot" when youre bored?
aw yata...

you can hang out with the real thing if you got nothing to do
(i mean me)
i could use your help anyway

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[unswerved]

no just now
stfu

wat do u need this tym

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[beaconed]

fireworks

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[unswerved]

ur gonna hav 2 giv me mor than that
wtf u talkin abt

text.

[beaconed]

[ sighs. ]

low explosive fire device things used mainly for parties and stuff

fireworks!

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[unswerved]

IM NOT STUPID I NO WAT THEY R

text.

[beaconed]

you look like someone
who could get his hands
on a lot of it



i mean a lot

[ The illegal kind that minors probably can't. ]

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[unswerved]

??????
im broke as hell man

[ he now thinks you want to borrow money from him... smh ]