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[beaconed]

"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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[beaconed]

you can bet it was a whole turkey! it wasnt too bad though, all things considered. i think i preferred being out for the count for once.

no way are you serious!!!! how do they mate and stuff? ok actually on second thought thats probably gross. but seriously how does it work.

oh man, tell me about it! whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you?

[ text; ] This is so old. Feel free to ignore it if you want!

[queenofminiskirts]

NO WAY. if i threw a whole turkey at someone minamoto would have gotten so mad at me!

it gets even weirder though! apparently they shoot each other with a dart before they mate!

don't ask a highschool girl about the most embarrassing thing that happened to them!

[ text; ] NEVER, penpals4lyf

[beaconed]

they shoot each other with darts before they mate??? that sounds sketchy!! a real person could never get away with that lol

oh sorry!! should i wait until yuor older?

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[queenofminiskirts]

i know, right?? i mean, cupid shoots people with arrows, but that's totally different!

no. just never ask this kind of question. ever. seriously. don't do it. you might get slapped.

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[beaconed]

ouch! way to make it sound worse than it is!!

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[queenofminiskirts]

it is as bad as it is. i mean, think about it! what if it's something they'd rather forget?

NOT THAT I WANT TO FORGET MINE. [She really doesn't if only because it's a nice memory too. Just...embarrassing.] just, some girls might want to, you know?