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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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You could find me a girlfriend?
--hang on, what makes you think I don't have one already!? I'm cool, I'm a cool guy!
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You're attractive but you're young and stink of eager virgin. A few years and a few drinks in you and you could be something else entirely. Unfortunately, that's unlikely anytime soon.
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Yeah, well, that's not from lack of trying!
[ How does that sound remotely better? But Hawke is right, and he just gives her his entire wallet in shame. Please find him a girlfriend, Hawke-senpai. ]
...fine.
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[ but oh... okay. she opens his wallet and takes out whatever he's carrying before handing it back. ]
I'll do my very best.
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