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☽☽ Jaune Arc - seems legit. ([personal profile] beaconed) wrote2015-03-13 12:01 am

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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"



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corona: (‣ trying to unhook a bra)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
EE! [ Unexpected outburst right in the face!! ] Okay!!

[ And now she hop hop hops like a strange mutant rabbit to put the coins into the slot, first the wrong way, then the right way, then hesitantly because she doesn't like to see them go away aaah... ]

Goodbye friends. [ There they go! ]


Jaune, I did it. Look. Now what?
corona: (‣ will that keep us both from trying)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ At first this seems like a very serious transaction; Rapunzel looks up at Jaune (she has to crane her neck rather sharply to do this, but it's actually sort of fun), looks back at the snacks, looks up at Jaune...

And then, as he's negotiating with a nonexistent teller, hums and nods to herself as if this makes any sense at all, settling back for the long haul. Ah life in the under 5' lane. ]


Yes. Mm, it's a problem for sure. [ beat ] What's the matter?
corona: (‣ there are DOZENS OF US!)

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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
What-?! [ Uh oh was that a note of irritation. ] T-That's so unfair...! I don't believe them.
corona: (‣ by all means fuck chickens)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
...um. [ Uh oh was she just rambling on in a misleadingly knowing manner again. ] Remind me again why that's a problem?

[ Her cringe melts into a contented smile as she turns her eyes back to their limited selection. ] I mean, some of these look... all right. Right? Like - hah. Okay, so I don't know what most of these are, but - cha. Still.

[ STOP IT ]

...How about you tell me what they are and I'll tell you which sounds the least awful. If the taste is bad, I'll eat the rest since it's only fair.
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corona: (‣ guess who the chef is!!)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ She giggles. Not at Adi's bad joke, at Jaune's accurate observation. ]

Both. Unless you want to... buy me lunch somewhere else. [ There's a pause. She contemplates mercy. Decides, why not? ] But... I'd prefer food. I want to eat as much of the food here as possible.
corona: (‣ who'd wanna "r" her?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mother has rings... She says if I wore them they'd make my fingers look fat, so these probably will too. Hm.

[ This isn't going to be an easy choice. Rapunzel's eyes narrow. She spends several seconds deep in thought, turning only as she registers, at last, the absence of body heat behind her. ]
Hm. I don't think we have beans in Corona, either, but... that's probably a regional thing.

Wow, Jaune, is - is eating always this daunting in the real world? I mean. Heh. Having all this choice, is...
corona: (‣ bweeee heeee)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Beanios. [ There is no feasible way that was right. ] Er– The bean one, I mean. I've never had a bean. Are you going to have some too, Jaune?
corona: (‣ wait what happens to dobby?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Everything about her freezes. Smile, hovering finger, even her laughter, which was ringing high and clear as ever (aw), cuts out.

Turning to face him takes an eternity. ]


How... would we find something like that out? [ BECAUSE NGL CURSES SEEM TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE FOR THIS PLACE ] Is... there like - a curse authority?
corona: (‣ surprise)

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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ AHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL WHAT IS THIS FEELING THIS IS SO UNPRECEDENTED ]
corona: (‣ HAHA pascal's eyes)

2/3 why do i even try to guess anymore

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ She shivers, swallows, and looks down at her feet to mask the hella sudden, hella dorky smile blossoming across her face, not seeing anything because she's gone blind with a weird kind of bubbly pleasure. AFFECTIONATE PHYSICAL CONTACT. Probably she should feel like a right moron, because that's what they are, trusting their fate to whimsical impulse like that, but– ]

How long do we have to–
corona: (‣ tinker tailor soldier cunt?)

3/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ PLOP. ]




[ Rapunzel turns her head, ducking it at an angle so she doesn't run into Jaune's arm, and watches as a puddle of bird shit conceals on the ground next to them. ]


Huh. Good sign!

[ The fate of their bean thing is up in the air but DAYUM. ]
corona: (‣ hey let's do shots)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wilting like a magic golden flower here. ]

Uh. Jaune? Maybe we should, uh - not destroy any more school property for now? [ She tilts her head back a second time, though not as far. ] Just for now, promise. We can try kicking it, though, if you really want to! I bet we'd make a pretty good team.

...Or we can just - you know. Get food made by people that is not also in a loud, sticky wrapper.
corona: (‣ and what if you were?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-23 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
HA! [ Ouch another outburst. ] Are you kidding? [ And there's absolutely nothing in her voice that betrays anything but glee. ] This was a blast!

I was going to suggest we try again because it was so much fun the first time but... you know. You... said you didn't have any money? Sorry. I'm - really not trying to embarrass you or anything, I should have money myself honestly, ha ha! [ Mumble train coming throoooough. ]

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