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in that case you should let me strangle you before a fight
or the other way around Id be pretty okay with that.
Did you know that compressing the carotid arteries on your neck and restricting blood flow can lead to feelings of heightened awareness, increased sensitivity, focus, and pleasure?
its good to know these things
you know in case you ever get choked on accident!

[ Because that is so something he would do. And yes that's the important thing to comment on here. ]

what should we name the plants?

was your picture supposed to make me LOL? I really like it! Thank you but is that a heart in the corner?

Did you mean to draw that there I mean i guess it could be accidental
On second thought it definitely looks accidental ignore me

[ ..... ]

of course i knew that

[ WHAT THE FUCK HE DID NOT. the things a girl can learn with more hair than she knows what to do with... ]

no i meant it but i didnt like it
i was going for realism
like i wanted it to look like a photo
and you dont see hearts in photos or real life
their just things you imagine
so i tried to scribble it out
but then i wanted to keep it
the inner artist in me was tired of being held back
rainbow

rainbow is what i would name my child
but its not a good name for plans

hey did you not like the heart
i'll get rid of it if so
or i could add 3 more to make it look like a 4leaf clover
but then it would just be weird...

Edited 2016-02-02 09:03 (UTC)

i love your inner artist
let him out.
We're supposed to be ignoring those stupid little voices remember Jaune

that said, you can probably never have too many hearts
Right?
i mean you KNO W how i feel about 4leaf clovers
and you should know how i feel about you

[ STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS???? you're digging yourself in deeper!! he doesn't deserve this! ]

you mean for plants?
i think planning your future chlid's name is as planny as it gets
rainbow is a good name. i would've said that too actually for you
is that weird? Thats definitely weird

But for me, I like Soleil
its French (Like your name actually!)
I swear that wasnt on purpose lol
so okay the plants are Rainbow and Soileil?
now we're just missing a few other weather phenomena [ HA HA!!! SHE IS SO FUNNY!! GOOD GOSH IS SHE FUNNY, WHOO BOY. ]

[ The first part of the text? He just learned he could do a backflip. As for the rest-- ]

my name is what

are you saying those plants are our kids
liek we're married or something
rapunzel is that what yptr sayoeingabqpiu

[ Who knew that's what would get him. Autoerotic asphyxiation is fine but marriage-- ]

your name is French
i didnt say anything about being married
why are people so obsessed with marriage here
its not like you want to marry me right ??

im talking about the plants.

[ One of those things should not be a discussion. ]

rapunzel
my name is jaune

and im not obsessed with it!
youre the one who asked me what i would name my children

i mean why not pets
or
other stuff

SO IM SORRY

btw soleil is a cool name lets go with that

NO wait jaune its my fault I'm sorry
I dont mean you
Other people keep talking to me about marriage. I didnt even know what it was until recently
Dont be sorry, you're amazing

[ His self-regard is terrible, all right, she doesn't want him to think his throwing himself on land mines, no matter how small, is acceptable in her presence for a second. That said: ]

THOUGH I MEan it was your first thought
marriage I mean
are you sure you're not thinking about marriage now?

and if not, what are You doing!

[ Translation: I have nothing else to talk to you about but I still want to talk to you. Please stop me. ]

Edited (This is not for You.) 2016-02-02 10:24 (UTC)

[ Never. ]

well
i am NOW

[ And he'd be a lot less cool about it if this weren't a text convo. His delayed responses are an indication that she can still make him sputter like an idiot, however. ]

if you didnt know about marriage
then im guessing you didnt know about dating either

[ SO IT WASN'T A DATE!!! ]

that depends
when are you talking about. I knew about dating this morning but
not the day of the carnival we went together on if thats what you mean

[ Yeah her Education began the second day. Go figure. ]

why?
do you want to talk about marriage and dating with me

Sorry that was a rEALLY STUPID thing to ask
Sorry

WAIT NO ITS NOT

sorry
caps was on

its not stupid rapunzel dont be sorry

we can talk about it if you wanna
or not
i like talking with you about anything
even if we're just writing to each other
tho i hate that i have to wait for a reply lol
and i dont get to hear your voice
but its nice to imagine
i like the way you say things

[ what the fuck, he's rambling again. ]

yeah, you Too
your voice is kind of high but I like how musical it is when you're excited about something
Or how it sounds when You're being serious
Ive been thinking about your whispers since the carnival
i like your voice Jaune

it makes m

[ DANGER DANGER DANGER

It takes her a minute or two to figure out a response to, well, herself and him. ]

anyway I agree that it's fun just
talking to you about anything
Wanna play a game?
(Since we have such a GOOD record for playing games.. . ) [ Can you feel the Thirst tonight. ]

!(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ I have an idea for what you can do for me, btw)

whoa
i didnt even know my voice changes depending on the mood
and you like all of them

[ Nobody has ever said that about his voice. AND IT MAKES HER WHAT-- oh, successful distraction: ]

if by good record you mean me
getting kidnapped by robo tentacles
then yeah its a great track record!!
lets do more of that!! [ sarcasm doesn't translate well here, jaune ]

but ok

what am i doing for you?
wait is this the game?

no the game was going to be me asking you questions
us trading questions and answers Really. so we can learn more neat stuff about each other for TEAM WORK PURPOSES
Im kinda finding this to be a popular game to play via text messaging !

But yours is a better idea. Why not combine them?
the people of CERES GAve me a souvenir/reward when i Finished the swamp level. its a Tree with food on it. they look pretty funny
as an experiment
I want you to eat that food while I record your reaction

[ And, finally, does she dare? Does she really? Is she seriously doing this? Surely, this is reaching... ]

speaking of dates
NOT STRICTLYly speaking romantic ones unless you want it to be one but otherwise I JUST mean like we're making a date of it in that i can give you the address and time and everything so you can write it down if thats easier for you,, . otherwise this can be whatever Kind of Date you want it to be.
Anyway
this can also double as me making dinner for you if you want
cooking for you, feeding you whatever

Did you want me to make EACH meal for you ALL DAY?
I can do that but it would mean some flexibility on your part lol

Edited 2016-02-02 11:47 (UTC)

btw
I feel like i say btw a lot, do I??

btw French is a language in my world and in my world your name just happens to be in french

Soleil means sun in French
which i thought was fitting since my hair is sort of the same colour as the sun. What do you think?
the symbol on your shield kinda looks like a Rainbow as in Rainbow Arc
but it also looks like a moon ?? i Thought it was a scythe actually when i first saw it
we use those to harvest herbs

this is a lot of symbolism isnt it. IM AN ARTIST HA HA thats what mother always says
What can I say

lanfkalf

ops dropped by phone
my*

[ How could this happen to him? Jaune Arc?? Getting asked out on a date, romantic or otherwise?! And not just by anyone, but someone so amazing who knows about constellations, esa-what-us, symbolism and other arty things.

IT'S NOT FAIR that he gets to be this happy while everyone else in this world is forced to a life of endless soul searching and emptiness!!! AUUUGHGHGHHG

--the next 30 seconds are spent with Jaune running and jumping around the apartment, screaming maniacally into his CereVice, not unlike Tom Cruise on Oprah.

LIFE IS SO GOOD

LET'S KILL MORE GIANT ELEPHANTS ]

[ Wait, what was that about using him as an experiment...? ]

[ lmao fuck it, they talked about autoerotic asphyxiation earlier, whatever this experiment is can't be any worse ]

yes
yes to all of those things
everything you just said
literally all of it
yes
idk how many different ways i can say yes
yup

[ ...............

All right. Before she goes nuts, she needs to verify a few things first. Relax, Rapunzel, relax. Breathe. It's not over yet. ]

all of it?
every single thing
blood and plants and french and pleasure and sunlight and food and music and you

and me

all of it?

[ WAIT SHIT, the blood thing is still a thing!!!

hm.

...

let him think.

............... ]

all of it.

[ literally like 30 seconds later ]

REALLY?

[ ...shit. She's really happy. Euphoric. Dizzy. Sick. Giddy. Unexplainably so. It's addictive.

She really might be falling for him. ]

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE. Friendly date. Friendly date. ]

good!!
thats great
Im looking forward to our friendly date Jaune
[ FUCK ]
i mean
great, Im really happy

when are you free?

where should we do it?

my place is pretty big and empty in case you want to stay for awhile
[ THERE'S THAT PHRASING AGAIN. ]

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