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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"
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Then there's a text.]
but it's okay. i gave it back.
hi i'm kaoru! i'm shiho's friend!
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cutedevious culprit. Thankfully, he receives the second text not long after, and he's overcome with relief, despite the tone of his text. ]iTS A BEAR!!1
[ Wait, what has his life become? Random girls never used to send this loser selfies. ... Or anything for that matter! This is the time to play it cool, Jaune. ]
hi there!! i'm jaune arc :)
ha i totally knew you were just joking!
you must be her roommate yeah?
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Also, he is wrong on two accounts. One, she is deviously cute. Two, she is sending him selfies of the wombat. She just happens to also be in the pictures.]
it's totally not a bear. i may not be as smart as aoi and shiho but even i know that. wombats are cooler anyway. did you know they're huge in real life?
[He knew she was just joking, huh. Shiho told her about that too. (Jaune may soon find that these girls tell each other everything.)]
it's nice to meet you!
even though i tried so hard to fool you?
roomate and best friend since childhood! (⌒▽⌒)☆
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i don't have any best friends from childhood but i made great friends in the past year :)
you know a lot about animals though. but i've been reading this book about animals too.
did you know a whales heart beats only 9 times per minute? i feel like mine is 200 sometimes!
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what are your friends like?
not really...shiho just told me it was a wombat and i thought it sounded funny so i looked it up. but i know a lot about snails!
wait. ISN'T THAT VERY SLOW? that's so weird! if they get embarrassed do they beat faster? if a guy whale sees a lady whale he likes will his heart go to 18 beats per minute!?
[These are important questions!]
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are you saying shiho isnt cute today?? cause she is!
my friends are all strong and talented, but they know how to have fun! we had this epic food fight once, but i got knocked out by a turkey early on. i heard it was fun at least!
lol why do you know so much about snails??
also idk about the whales thing, the book didn't say much more. maybe whales are just relaxed and dont get anxious about love! i should have been a whale, everyone always tells me im too excited!
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of course not! even now she's super cute!
it wasn't a whole turkey, was it? [She doesn't know much about food fights (seriously, in an organization full of high level espers a food fight is the last thing anyone wants), but that sounded like it would hurt...]
because they're so weird! minamoto told me that they don't have genders. can you believe that!? they're so weird! [She said it already but it begs repeating.]
well, i don't think that's a bad thing. but it would be nice if our hearts didn't feel like it's trying to jump out of our chest when we're embarrassed!
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no way are you serious!!!! how do they mate and stuff? ok actually on second thought thats probably gross. but seriously how does it work.
oh man, tell me about it! whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you?
[ text; ] This is so old. Feel free to ignore it if you want!
it gets even weirder though! apparently they shoot each other with a dart before they mate!
don't ask a highschool girl about the most embarrassing thing that happened to them!
[ text; ] NEVER, penpals4lyf
oh sorry!! should i wait until yuor older?
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no. just never ask this kind of question. ever. seriously. don't do it. you might get slapped.
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NOT THAT I WANT TO FORGET MINE. [She really doesn't if only because it's a nice memory too. Just...embarrassing.] just, some girls might want to, you know?