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"Helloooo! You've reached Jaune Arc! If I'm not answering, it means I'm probably off somewhere fighting monsters or... doing something really awesome like saving a cat, or the president's son! You know how it is, a leader's schedule can be really hectic nowadays, ha ha! Just kidding, I'm probably in school, but I'd totally do those things if I ha-- [BEEP]"

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i would have let you keep it
but you blew it up lol
also thats kinda weird
are you ok

why tf wud i wanna keep it
thats like having a doll version of u
no thx
im fine
wat abt u

i dunno your the one thinking about it!
well i guess i have too
but
not to the point where i can't "stop" thinking about it
i can stop if i want to
its just hard cause we're talking about it now
why are we talking about it?
im fine.

no thats a lie im kinda freaked out
i had to kill one that looked like my friend

wtf
if u cudnt kill urself how did u kill sum1 that looked lyk ur frend

how is this possible

i kissed and distracted her

it? idk

it was awful but also weirdly hot
but mostly bad
my hands were shaking

[ he spits his cola thanks to this text... ]

U KISED A ROBOT?????

omg dont make it sound weird!
she may be a bot but her features were real!
the soft lips
the fair skin
the asl;nguraiqghg
anyway then i blew her head off

thats not codeword for anything

hol yshit
IF UR IN2 THAT STUFF MAN U SHUD GO 2 THE PLEASURE DISTRICT

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT IN ALL CAPS I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT DISTRICT

[ Yata, you didn't have to strip there... ]

how
u luk lyk a virgin
how do u no

you'll know when your 18

wat
I'M 20 U ASSHOLE

??????
wait

what do you mean

wat do u mean wat do i mean
i said im 20

years old

do i have to spell it out 4u

hOLY MOSLEY

how old did u think i was
be honest
its not like im hunting u down ryt now or anythin

[ ......... ]

so why did you text me
i think we went a little off-topic

and theres nothing wrong with being a virgin
some people believe in marriage first!
not saying i do but some do

why did you text me

hold it
ur the 1 geting sidetracke d here

oh
sorry
well anyway
yeah
i shot her in the head
i mean i know that wasnt a real person
but i still feel kinda bad
heck i can still feel the black oil that splattered on my face
it haunts me so much that the other day
when i accidentally cut myself in training?
for a second i thought my blood looked black
i dunno about you but this place could use less detectives and more therapists lol
(sorry inside joke)
((coz this city has too many detectives))
(((but shiho is still the best pls hire her)))

well even i can tell taht ur sick in the hed
u shud probably get urself checked tho

so why did you text me

i was bord

[ tHE TRUTH COMES OUT ]

you think about my "stupid robot" when youre bored?
aw yata...

you can hang out with the real thing if you got nothing to do
(i mean me)
i could use your help anyway

no just now
stfu

wat do u need this tym

fireworks